My Truck Nutz Rant
- Thread starter MACKIN
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I'm hanging stuffed animal nuts on my truck.:thumb:
And which animal would that be Mike?
Do your guys' nuts hang lopsided?
Maybe I just got baby balls that dont weigh enough but mine are straight across. I checked :baby:
Maybe I just got baby balls that dont weigh enough but mine are straight across. I checked :baby:
I had not really thought about it, around here they use to hang bull balls after they casterated bulls, and it pretty much went along with the bull Penis walking cane.
http://www.duramaxdiesels.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26678
HID's on one end, Stacks in the middle, Nut sack on the other. Trucks are offensive all the way around.
HID's on one end, Stacks in the middle, Nut sack on the other. Trucks are offensive all the way around.
Are you really going with that on this or is it a joke? With that terminology if you had kids would you walk around with your nuts hanging out in front of them?
Understandably if having pets or a visit to the zoo perhaps teaching your kids anatomy,THE PROPER WAY, but explaining why some dipshit has a set of nuts hanging off his trailer hitch is like forcing gay lovers in school as part of a normal education criteria. It's NOT normal or respectable to force feed.
IMO your drawing unnecessary attention of dumb practices. IMO it isn't funny it serves no merit or purpose to be there except to draw attention. Think about it if you explain dog nuts,bull balls to your kid and then some asshole has nuts hanging off his truck!
I for one HATE the government in our everyday lives but it's retards like this that cause them to be as there is NO common sense!
I agree 100%. This truck nutz craze is just flat out stupid. And this NEW stuffed animal craze...I really have nothing to say...its so dumb I dont think I need a explaination why.
Yes they are pretty gay... offensive? im not sure. Im sure some parents dont like seeing my pulling truck with the words "Caged Hooker" down the sides, i know because ive gotten a few complaints about it from the home owners association. Does that mean i will change its name? No. They do seem to go hand in hand with the dodges tho, i dont know how many dodges i seen blowin smoke around sdx and ts with big nuts hangin from the bumper.
Do your guys' nuts hang lopsided?
Well, then it makes sense you see most on dodges. Dropped one while pushing it.
I gave a co-worker a ride home once and he was so impressed by my truck (it's not that impressive) that he and same friends chained two large cast iron weights to my hitch without my knowledge. I think the joke was that my truck had cast iron balls, they even painted them to match the truck. The first time I hit the brakes hard I heard this God-awful banging sound.
It was funny, but I drove I-90 everyday and the idea of one of those damn things coming loose at 80 mph and blowing a hole in someones car or person was too much.
They lasted a day, I agree it's a dumb trend, not the dumbest or toughest to explain thing you're likely to see in any given day but it's up there.
It was funny, but I drove I-90 everyday and the idea of one of those damn things coming loose at 80 mph and blowing a hole in someones car or person was too much.
They lasted a day, I agree it's a dumb trend, not the dumbest or toughest to explain thing you're likely to see in any given day but it's up there.
I know this is an old thread but I had the opportunity to talk to the proud new owner of some truck nuts this weekend. My girlfriend and I were at wal mart grabbing a couple small propane bottles for the portable grill and lanterns. As we walked out 2 guys were laying under the truck next to mine. I asked if everything was ok and got greeeted by 2 huge grins. "we just got some wire to hang these truck nuts, badass right?" I laughed and my girlfriend, who knows my distaste for truck nuts, told me not to be an ass. I asked him about how the truck must be super fast and he said it was a 300ci straight 6 so it made a ton of torque and was faster than the v8 trucks. I then started my "v8" and blacked out their sweet ride to show them some torque. idk why I got so heated at these two but I can't get over it lol
I seriously want to run people off the road when I see them. I have seen them on a few D-maxes, sad to say. I always thought the Duramax Diesel badge was 'balls' enough!
