This is why Dodge is BEST!

indiana_jones

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Look at this 10,000hp Dodge Hemi Cummins Off-Road Tow edition. Comes with 50 orange work lights, 16 unwired regular work lights, 6 feet of Oakland Raiders decals, a 3M tape applied brush guard, and some pretend antennas. Dont forget 50 skull and crossbones decals and some flames!

DAMN. I shoulda gotten a Dodge.

Im beginning to see a pattern with Dodge people...

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ALLY Fox

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Ain't got any stacks, that a BIG point deduct.....

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TexasRob

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I know the truck looks like absolute garbage but the thing that pisses me off the most is using the curb as a parking aid. That is why you have a parking brake. :mad: sorry just one of my peeves. I get on the wife about it all the time.
 

NinjaMax

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I've seen this truck a couple times..have never seen the driver tho..I parked way out by myself at the ace hardware in Greeley off 10th...that weapon decided to park in front of me facing me..walked out and thought "oh fu¢k off" get away from my ride
 

indiana_jones

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We sure do have some real "winners" out here in Colorado that own these dodges



Couldnt agree more. HOWEVER: I moved here from Maryland in Feb. We had MANY douches out there. All 18 years old in daddys truck. Tow mirrors and all. It is a dodge epidemic. Ive snooped on Dodge forums and it is indeed a conscious decision. They say it looks "tank"....whatever that means.

I've seen this truck a couple times..have never seen the driver tho..I parked way out by myself at the ace hardware in Greeley off 10th...that weapon decided to park in front of me facing me..walked out and thought "oh fu¢k off" get away from my ride


Yea, she stared me down hardcore. Its probably her boyfriends truck. I imagine he works "on a farm" aka at a fruit stand in Cheyenne owned by a supermarket hhahaha


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Dozerboy

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I know the truck looks like absolute garbage but the thing that pisses me off the most is using the curb as a parking aid. That is why you have a parking brake. :mad: sorry just one of my peeves. I get on the wife about it all the time.

So what your saying is when you park on the street you like to leave your truck stick out so you can get rammed in the ass end????

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What ever floats your boat at least your wife has some sense.:D
 

TexasRob

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So what your saying is when you park on the street you like to leave your truck stick out so you can get rammed in the ass end????

:confused:

What ever floats your boat at least your wife has some sense.:D

Yeah because if you don't jam your tire up against the curb you will hang out in the street. :confused: