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[turbo-max]

Redneck Special Forces



The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by nextweek!

:laughing4: :laughing4: :wup:

 

[ecc_33]

thats what i like to hear
now thats some funny sheat

 

[hdmax]

I was ready to join until you mentioned Earnhardt never liked him when he was alive, an I ain't about to start now

Redneck Special Forces



The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These West Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by nextweek!

:laughing4: :laughing4: :wup:

 

[turbo-max]

i never realy cared for dale airhead either, he flew into a small airport i worked at years back,and i told him i thought he was an over zelous asshole.

 

[rushingbc]

mmm, sounds like a good idea..........hardest part would be gettin them uneducated ones on those big flying machines........