Syntax, Punctuation?

[DIESELMAFIAPER.LB7]

These thread is full of lols Your all funny and mind as well get tested for ocd. by the way, my cummings is better then you're duramax cause I didnt blow a tranny in it.

:suicide:

 

[jlawles2]

My favorite ones:
I am gonna gets a glass of water.
I wantsa get me a new car.
I havsa headache.

 

[02greysixer]

What about "seems how" when really they mean "seeing as how".

My all time favorite was a post I saw on the local Facebook truck selling/trading group. Some dumb hillbilly actually posted this word for word

"for sell or trade. I'm sailing my truck if intrested massage me"

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

 

[jacobdewey]

My favorite ones:
I am gonna gets a glass of water.
I wantsa get me a new car.
I havsa headache.

You forgot: Imunna give you a high five....in the face....with a chair.

What about "seems how" when really they mean "seeing as how".

My all time favorite was a post I saw on the local Facebook truck selling/trading group. Some dumb hillbilly actually posted this word for word

"for sell or trade. I'm sailing my truck if intrested massage me"

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

Sailing in your truck is freaking impresive!

 

[JoshH]

Oh ive seen all sorts of variations.

Minus will

Mind as well

Mind is will

etc....

I like to say "might swell", but only as a joke with people who know I'm joking.

 

[Kappa9012]

I might have pissed myself a few times in this thread... especially "I blew a tranny" kinky but I agree, the actual meaning is probably lost in context.

 

[Lonnie]

If you "axe" me, they are all funny.

 

[Mile_high]

This nugget came to me this morning. Craigslist is truly special.

 

[02greysixer]

This nugget came to me this morning. Craigslist is truly special.

Please tell us you said something like "nope sorry. It got caught up in a storm and sunk. Never saw it again"
:rofl:

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

 

[Muff]

Please tell us you said something like "nope sorry. It got caught up in a storm and sunk. Never saw it again"
:rofl:

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

:roflmao:

 

[DMAXchris]

If you hate grammar and the English language in general, move to Pittsburgh. People around here just make stuff up and run with it. "Yinz" being the perfect example. Drives me nuts, even though I'm guilty of some of it too n'at.