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Old 01-22-2012, 07:54 PM
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Dear Prime Minister,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the CANADIAN economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about Ten million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them $ 2 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.

Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new Canadian? car

Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -

Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -

Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy $100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....

And there's your money back in duty/tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

Also:

Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell..

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay $400.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

Think about this (more points of contention):

COWS:

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Goondiwindi almost three years ago, right to the paddock where she slept in the feedlot at Bony Mountain?

And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

Also:

Think about this ..... If you don't want to show this to peole for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us laid back peacekeeping Canadians to speak up!
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Old 01-22-2012, 07:58 PM
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Love it
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Old 01-22-2012, 08:24 PM
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Thats amazing.
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Old 01-23-2012, 11:15 AM
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Yes
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:32 PM
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That's rite!!
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Old 02-09-2012, 08:56 PM
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This is all very true. Have you sent this to anyone? welfair office? lol local mp
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Old 02-09-2012, 09:37 PM
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:02 AM
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Amen! I would just change it to" Dear Mr. President"....
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Old 05-11-2012, 03:27 PM
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Add in the story about the Aussie PM that said "If you come here, you play by our rules. If you don't like it, please leave. " I don't like how "Canadian" and "Spineless" are becoming synonymous. (sp?)
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Old 05-11-2012, 04:28 PM
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it couldnt be put any better. that is awsome just wish they would acually pay attention to what people are saying.
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:42 AM
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Actually I loved the comments about prison and pensioners. It couldn't be any closer from the truth it's absolutely disgusting. I find it totally unreal that we spend so much on prisonners not only lodging them but putting them and keeping them in jail in the first place. Our aging population paid taxes all their lives and are the ones who actually deserve the money and help not the prisonners. Totally wrong!
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:45 AM
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:53 AM
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Madmaxx61 for president
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Act like more of a human, and less like a spambot, and you'd probably catch less heat. This is "family", and it's our corner bar, and a group of guys with grease all over them leaning over fenders of somebodies truck that ain't making the right boost.

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Wow so efffin true. Hey pssstttt HARPER F--k off BEAT IT. YOUR WRECKING OUR NOT YOUR OUR COUNTRY. I HAVE TO ADD ONE THING. So happy PC party is going down in ALBERTA.
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I Like It! Also, add in the clause "If you complain, demonstrate or march against oil & gas you get cut off... Just like at the bar, too much booze, get lippy start a fight, you get cut off. No more products or commodities made from oil & gas,
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